In need of a job....!

Soooo... I'm sitting here, in my pink bath robe, surfing the net in search for a job. Why are there so many weird jobs? And why are there so few of the type of jobs that i want? Je ne se pa(pretend french)

I guess i'll try to make some phone calls, send some e-mails and smile a pretty smile adn...well, se what happens!

Wish me luuuuck!!